Post by madcow on Nov 18, 2005 20:12:34 GMT -5
Subject: Eve's Side
Eve's side of the story....
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.? And Eve went on to tell
God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as
her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced," as she put
it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know.? I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will
fix it up right away."?? And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the
cow has her bull.? All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you . . .
Now let's see . . . where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib??
Eve's side of the story....
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.? And Eve went on to tell
God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as
her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two
breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced," as she put
it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know.? I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will
fix it up right away."?? And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the
cow has her bull.? All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you . . .
Now let's see . . . where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib??
